Sticks and stones may break my bones
But names will break my spirit.

ACTUAL HEADLiNE;;

TYPHOON RiPS THROUGH CEMETERY;; HUNDREDS DEAD

(FUNNY)

-SHELBY :)

Don't you just hate when you apologize for something that you thought you did right?

My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.

Women are just like their mothers; that's their tragedy. Men are not.. and that's theirs

Who needs a real life, RPG lives are so much better and more exciting!

*Why exercise when you can eat*

Man this is me in the morning
-that sun looks cool
.... 5 minutes later
-man that fence looks cool
......5 min after that
-man that person all the way over looks cool

i have no life i know

I don't suffer from insanity...i enjoy every minute of it!

Sleep is just for sluτs who want a valid reason to get into bed with themselves.

~Me