"Click it or Ticket"

Half of the world is made up of idiots, and the other half comprised of those smart enough to take advantage of them.

Go ahead and talk about me, but I have some advice, click your heals together and say I NEED A LIFE!

If you have nothing nice to say, then sit over here by me.

Emo Barbie - Includes pocketknife, rope, gun, and an excessive need for anti-depressants. WARNING: Do not let her by any cliffs and/or bridges and is better left in a dark room. Alone. By herself. Without you.

Abusive Barbie - Comes with real beating action! WARNING: If your product beats and/or harms you in anyway, we don\'t care. We will deny everything and say you shouldn\'t of bought a product with the word 'abusive' in it anyway.

Serial Killer Barbie - Comes with wanted poster, knife, and demonic look.

Paranoid Barbie - Comes with catch phrases such as, "Everyone's out to get me." and "The voices in my head tell me that I shouldn't like you."

Real Life Rock Star Barbie - Comes with alcohol, drugs, throw-uppy action, high stress levels and real hangovers!

Dead Barbie - Comes with will, hearse, grave stone, casket, and after a while she starts to decompose!