I sat on my roof pondering all the things going on in my life. I was enjoying the cool breeze and the birds song. When all of a sudden I realised I was affraid of heights and then all I could do is hope my mom got home soon.

DON'T EAT BEANS BEFORE A BIG MEETING

IF U OVERDOSE ON VIAGRA, HOW DO THEY CLOSE THE COFFIN?

Kissing Is A Habit F*ing Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Mins. Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby W/out A Name The Baby Is A Bast. The Mother Is A hore This Wouldnt Happend If The Rubber Hadnt Tore!

Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god
You dont multiply

Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god
You dont multiply

I am not incapable,
Is a genius capable to fail in their exams like me?
dont think so....

Catch your breath,
pinch your wirst,
yeah it's true,
i do exist

An apple a day,
keeps the doctor away,
but if the doctor is cute,
screw the fruit

When we were young they said we had cooties,
now we can't even walk past them,
without them grabbing our booties