I wonder if there's a support group for failed support groups.

To be Old and Wise;First you have to be young and stupid!

" Your either part of the problem or part of the solution!"

"Life was so much simpler when your biggest priority was the [m o n s t e r] in your closet."

*got this out of a magazine*

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, totally worn out and proclaiming. "WOW, WHAT A RIDE!!".

Life is like soccer... you need goals!

Roses are red, violets are corny, when i think of you oh baby i get horny, eat me, beat me, bite me, blow me, suck me, fuk me, very slowly, if you kiss me, don't be sassy, use your tongue && make it nasty.

Anger- the condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind

If it will save you money........... DO IT!!!!!!!!!

IF U WERE IN A DESSERT WEARING A JACKET AND PANTS WOULD U TAKE OFF UR PANTS AND JACK IT?

[SAY IT SLOWLY AND THINK ABOUT IT]