Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Hey i would love to give anyone advice about ANYTHING!! love, friends, life and even depression im here just email me at smileaway21@hotmail.com

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  • If it was up to me we would have kids already……so what was your age again?

    by Ernst
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  • Practice makes perfect. no one is perfect so y practice?

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  • Sharing is caring. i dont care so i wont share XD hehehe

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  • You are your bad angel

    by Eve
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  • " I shall not run for my people.....my people can walk for me..."

    **Said by me in P.E class...a when my coach made me lead the class to do 5 laps around the soccer field and they were forcing me to run**

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  • I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired.

    (my mom tells me this all the time.)

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  • Families suck, you don\'t even get to choose a vaguely good one.

    heidi--x

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  • Life is a female dog

    by phenom
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  • No toilet paper in the store bathroom? Just grab the flush away toilet seat covers many public restrooms have! (Hey, it's quicker then asking for someone to hand ya some over)!

    by Connie
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