Funny Quotes About Life

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  • When life gives yOu lemOns, make grapejuice, then lean back while the whOle wOrld wOnders hOw yOu did it...

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  • Hating me won't make you pretty but you can try.. :P

    by Josie
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  • PMS
    Pass My Shotgun

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  • When life gives you lemons find somone who's life is giving them vodka and have a party!

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  • There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffels

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  • I'm so insanely tired of hearing what to do when life gives you lemons! Who gives a crap?!

    by Tasha
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  • It's not how you get up,
    it's how you get down .

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  • I love my emo.... i can wear his pants

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  • When we stumble in life we have two choices:

    1) lay there and cry feeling sorry for yourself and/or embarassed
    or
    2) stand up strong and straight with a smile on our face and keep on going

    The choice is ours.

    by Connie
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  • Every one desirves a second chance...but after that they dont desirve shit

    thats from my girl nener she maid it up after my b/f cheated on me 4 the second time

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