You must of fallen from heven that would explain how you messed up your face!!

Just cause ur a brunetite and ur like a blonde doesnt mean ur a blonde it means ur a pinapple

God decided to change the smelly, stuffy, raging lives of a lad....
HE INVENTED WOMAN.

IT'S BETTER FOR PEOPLE TO THINK YOUR AN IDIOT THAN TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND PROVE IT

" just becuase i'm stuck in my own world doesn't mean that im stupid... it simply means I have more imaginiation than you"

SEX DRUGS AND ROCK N ROLL SPEED WEED AND BIRTH CONTROL LIFES A B.I.T.C.H AND THEN YOU DIE SO F.U.C.K THE WORLD AND LETS GET HIGH

Every time I go to the doctors I get a jacket, a straight one. It makes me feel special because I get to hug myself.

How many men does it take to open a beer?
none...it should already be open when the women brings it to you

If life was a bowling game.... I'd be da ball... knocking out every1 dat gets in my way ....

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell "MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN LEMONADE!"