Life is like a broken vacuum it sucks badly!

Someone should poke you in the eye
with a really hot french frie

"What's God?"
"Well... you know when you sit down, close your eyes and wish for something really hard? God's the guy who ignores you"

- Steve Buscemi from The Island

Laughter is the same in every language

So They say that when I get into the real world I\'ll do lots of things. So am I living in a fake world right now?

Eat healthy.
Stay fit.
Die anyway.... ^_^

''Well I'm insane,what's his exscuse?

Blonds come with there own excuse.

When life gives you lemons,Find somone with a paper cut =]

How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.