Funny Quotes About Life

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  • This is just one that i heard that i really liked.........

    "SAVE A HORSE, RIDE A COWBOY"

    by Ashlie
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  • As I lay in my bed and look up at the stars, I think to myself, Where the hell is my ceiling?

    by mrsmoore
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  • "WHAT DO YOU DO TO LOOK GOOD NAKED?"................

    "turn off the lights"
    lol, i was watching tv with my friend and someone asked that on tv and we both looked at eachother and said that at the exact same time!!!!

    by Ashlie
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  • Life is like a box of chocolates, eventually it makes you sick

    by Robyn Park
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  • Happiness is in the eye of the drunken beholder.

    by Holly
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  • Me and my friend made this up:

    I dont hav problems!!!!...i have issues

    by Antuane
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  • ~~~I heard from a friend insulting his cousin, and I thought it was funny...~~~

    Life isn't a garden, so stop being a ho!

    by stephanie
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  • Happiness Is Like Peeing In Ur Pants Evryone Can C It But only You Can Feel Its Warmth

    by Kelleigh
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  • Life is hard so wear a helmet!

    by Sami
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  • A woman without chocolate is like a fish without a fishtank.

    by Lone-doodler (C)
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