Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Families are mostly sweet and a few nuts

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  • If life gives you lemons...
    SQUIRT SOMEONE IN THE EYE!!! :D

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  • When death knocks at the door greet him, then kick his ass all the way back to hell.

    by Marie
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  • I learn from my mistakes.. that doesn't mean i want to make them.

    by Marie
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  • "Behind every man is a woman rolling her eyes"

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  • God made me pretty...
    Damn were you born @$$ backwards?!!

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  • Did you know that if you talk lyk dis u r not kool ....

    by Fiona
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  • The other day I decided to work out so I got up and thought man that was a lot of work so I treated myself to a big Mac

    by freedom
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  • "All of us are born with a set of instinctive fears--of falling, of the dark, of lobsters, of falling on lobsters in the dark, or speaking before a Rotary Club, and of the words "Some Assembly Required."

    by Linden
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  • When life throws u lemons squirt them in your enemies eyes and laugh

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