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Families are mostly sweet and a few nuts |
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If life gives you lemons... |
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When death knocks at the door greet him, then kick his ass all the way back to hell. |
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I learn from my mistakes.. that doesn't mean i want to make them. |
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"Behind every man is a woman rolling her eyes" |
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God made me pretty... |
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Did you know that if you talk lyk dis u r not kool .... |
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The other day I decided to work out so I got up and thought man that was a lot of work so I treated myself to a big Mac |
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"All of us are born with a set of instinctive fears--of falling, of the dark, of lobsters, of falling on lobsters in the dark, or speaking before a Rotary Club, and of the words "Some Assembly Required." |
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When life throws u lemons squirt them in your enemies eyes and laugh |