Im the type a girl u wanna chew all of my bubble gum.. yup the type a girl u wanna chew all of my bubblegum..im the type a girl u wanna take to your mamas house!! ;]

Im the type a girl u wanna chew all of my bubble gum.. yup the type a girl u wanna chew all of my bubblegum..im the type a girl u wanna take to your mamas house!! ;]

What should you be?
a leader
why shouldn't you be a follower?
cause you don't know where you're going!

lol..from my wife & kids

All the good things in life are either
ILLEGAL. IMMORAL. or FATTENING.

This is an AB conversation so C your way out before D jumps over E and F's you up G! :)

Some of the greatest things written were on a napkin, this just isn't one of them

I found a box today labeled "The Meaning of Life".
So of course I opened it, and inside I found a huge, red tomato.

When life hands you lemons please do not make beef stew, Instead please throw them at the ugly people.

Apparently eating chocolate produces chemicals that are very similar to the kind that your body produces when your in love, in that case love makes me puke.

I SMILE BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON