Eat something different tonight, roast your cat!

Real girls aren't perfect,
Perfect girls aren't real.

Don't assume it makes an ass of you and me

Stats show that one in every one person dies

- Sid :P

Sanity an illusion born from a lack of alcohol

Introducing the new gramatically correct 'Iam POD :) and the newly socailly inept "Iam POD what's your name' hehe

You can't case what you can't catch

You'll never become old and wise.

If you aren't young and crazy

Sometimes we lose thought of lifes simple pleasures...remember when someone pisses you off it takes 42 muscles to frown..but it only takes 4 muscles to Bi+ch-s|ap the little f.u.c.k upside the head.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.