Funny Quotes About Life

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  • I can't wait for tommorow
    because i get cooler everyday

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  • Curiousity didnt kill the cat, it got it pregnant!

    =]

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  • Life is like lieing in a tub, sometimes u can't get out

    by lina
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  • Nobody said u could sit on that ass

    by lina
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  • Love is heaven. Hate is hell. Srry little britches I don't think he wants ur mouth anymore. His eyes are lookin here not there.

    by lina
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  • You can get anywhere in life if you look serious and carry a clipboard!

    by Shannon
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  • People always mean what they say, they just don't mean to say it!

    by Shannon
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  • I owe my success to listening respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite.

    by Shannon
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  • WHeN liFe GeTS HARD WeAR A CHiCKeN SUiT...

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  • My love for you is like diarrhea i cant keep it in...

    by amber
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