Earn cash in your spare time...blackmail people!

*Me when i told my history teacher I was ill and he called me a 'little hypochondriac'*

I'm only a hypochondriac when I'm feeling sick!!

No matter how bad a situation is, if you can't laugh at it, you are in really deep shit.

*Something I said to my friend when she was going nuts about things*

If you're going to panic, panic constructively!

.......and quietly come to think of it, possibly over there.

**yeah i know it probably wasnt the most constructive thing**

It isn't homework unless its due tomorrow!

GET TO THE CHOPPA!

Fighting online is like running the Special Olympics, even if you win your still retarded...

We so hot we make fire stop, drop, and roll

FUKERTARD PPL U KNO WHO U ARE.............+.+

So i had a dream about him, but it was the wrong guy. Now i think i like the other guy, but do i just think that becuase i had a dream about him? God life's complicated.