Funny Quotes About Life

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  • If ignorance is bliss
    Why aren't there more bad people?

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  • Follow your dreams
    wherever they may take you
    and hope when you wake up.....everything is exactly like your dream.

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  • Hey, I say when Life gives you fruit throw them at people so when your sad you can laugh at them! XD

    by Shelly
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  • Im lost in the darkness...
    so can someone please send me a god damn flashlight??

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  • Baby steps, go somewhere too

    by dean
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  • When people say LIFE IS SHORT, they are lying, i mean is there anything else you are going to be doing longer than that?

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  • No one dies a virgin
    because life screws us all

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  • Kisses to my bit**es
    and hugs to my thugs

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  • You know it's going to be a bad day
    when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

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  • *Something my friend Ed said*

    If you don't get caught, did you really do it?

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