I hope life isn't a big joke,
because I don't get it.

I love it when someone insults me.
That means that I don't have to be nice anymore

Life is a beach nice shores but full of crabs

To save money on electricity, we've turned off the light at the end of the tunnel.

What happens when life gives you a pair of lemons, you stick them in your bra to make you chest bigger!lol

The truest mark of the civility of men, is when they can take insults thrown at them, by other men, package them as though they were christmas gifts and return promptly to sender

Lifes a b-tch that deserves to get pimp slapped

*electricity went out* I spy with my little eye...something that begins with an "N."...do you know what it is..?..."um..necklace?"..No you buttfukk...NOTHING!..It is pitch black..how da hell do YOU see nething!?

Live life on the edge and hey man if i have to put extra life insurance on my butt sign me up double time lol

Life isnt always beer and skittles- sometimes you get tequilia and smarties with it too!!!