Hey if I'm going to die, I might as well die high!

Hey, I have ADHD...In other words I'm funnier than you!

I'm Snorting Between The Lines!!!

*Mature is just what dull people call themselves*

How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The more Im getting to know myself.. the more Im getting used to surprises

"Being an idiot can't be all bad, just look at SpongeBob SquarePants."

(I don't know what to say, it just hit me and it made me laugh lol)

When life hands you lemons, throw them back and DEMAND chocolate!!!!!

Some things are just so amazing that
You wanna SQEEZE them...
Just to see what happens

"Buying a gun is like sex. theres an exceptionally long waiting period, and most times you just end up shooting yourself..."

-James P. Connelly