When life gives you lemons, make lemonad.
But when life gives you tequila, THROW A PARTY!!!

All good things were created through boredom.

You said everyone hates you,actually does everyone knows you?

I may have diabetes, but I'm old so I'll die soon anyway. For now, I'm gonna eat what I want, when I want it.

If boreddom could kill then im dying

Every thing that happens has a message.
Help me out, when I was at the store
some kid ramed into me with a cart
and I failed to see the message.

"I'm in the mood for food."

You can buy those diamonds
you can buy those perals
but nothing compares to us southern girls!

It's not about all the women in my life, It's about the life in all my women!

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.