I'm So Fly
[KITES ARE JEALOUS]

Roses are red violets are blu U have beautiful eyes and smell like fresh linen too.

!This was just something my friend wrote me!

You can't weasle out of this one!

I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

Ii spent a night in jail && when ii came out ii saw my mom && started banging on the doors begging them to take me back

F U C K WHAT YOU HEARD
AND RECOGNISE WHAT YOU SEE
'CAUSE YOU DONT KNOW S H I T
UNTIL YOUVE MET THE REAL ME!!!

This was on a sign at a church...it was this summer, about 90 degrees outside.

"And you think it"s hot here?"
-God

None of us are virgins.

Life has screwed us all.

She said your a teenager!
and she replied.... "what an insult!"
"im a teenage drama Queen!"

lol lol