Funny Quotes About Life

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  • I ran with scissors, and SURVIVED, but as for the others around me, im not sure i could say the same for them.

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  • For one day, I wish i had TERETZ *sigh*

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  • Why is it that we always wanna press the big red button that says, DO NOT PRESS.

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  • If there's no thrill, then why do it?

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  • Never fight with a pig...you get dirty ..and the pig likes it

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  • If you are afraid of the answer ...dont assk the question

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  • Sooner or later the men are gonna be boys

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  • If Everything is going your way, You're in the wrong lane.

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  • Hated by many
    Confronted by none

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  • Im that girl wit da heartbreaking smile-
    and ur the girlie tryina cramp mah style
    so if u think that ur da shit
    oooooooh girlie *dont u wish*

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