Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...

    by Amanda Ghosties
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  • Having Sex Is Like Pizza.
    If It's Good.. It's REALLY Good.
    But If It's Bad.. It's Still Pritty Good.

    by Sam
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  • Bombing For Peace
    Is Like
    F u c k i n g For Virginity

    by Sam
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  • LiFE iS FULL OF OBSTACLES...

    ..ONES THAT HAPPEN TO BE MAGENTA CiRCLES..

    (Hint: Um I was on Paint and i had a black backround and pink circles, and i thought of something funny like that so yeah..)

    by DeMipiE iNCxXDemiXx
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  • Ignorance isnt bliss,
    Its stupiditys cousin.

    by thing3
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  • If you're going to do something wrong, do it right!

    by awww
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  • You want to know the hardest thing
    about summer? not falling in love &
    wondering if it will last..no, it's
    putting on a bra over a sunburn.

    by modern day barbie
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  • If you feel like life has kicked you in the balls just smile and think wow that didnt hurt as bad as last time

    by Jesse Low
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  • This is a rake & shovel conversation. No h0es allowed .

    by modern day barbie
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  • There are plenty of fish in the sea... but quite a few in my aquarium.

    by alexanderthegreat
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