Dude..dude think about this...
putting a wooden fence around a tree is like placing a fence of cut up human parts around someone

Money cant buy you happiness, but they can buy you marshmallows, which is sorta the same thing.

"Two things are infinate, the universe, and the universe.. I am not so sure about the universe" - Einstein

Halloween = My favorite holiday. I get free candy without even having to to dress up. Isn't that a pretty cool costume?

"When life gives you lemons, throw them at people!"

Nonchalance is my favourite purse.

When trying to write a poem, and you have nothing to write, try killing yourself. if you fail, write about that. if you dont, well at least your troubles are over.

Money cant buy u happiness but it can sure buy u alcohol and it makes me pretty dayum happy

Do you like your frosting with your cookies?
or your cookies with your frosting?

When I talk, everybody listens. And dies.