Im the kind of girl that walks into a chair and says sorry

Shit happens. Cause without it, life would be quite uncomfortable.

I LOVE chocolate, but i cant eat it cuz ill get FAT, but its SOO good.

You say we are one. That's good news because I just slept with our wife.

The technology of condoms are improving there for mistakes like you will never happen again.

Cant u see aint nobody worst then me

Time Is A Versatile Performer. It Flies, Marches On, Heals All Wounds, Runs Out, And Will Tell

~FountainsOfBlood

If silence is golden, then LOUD is a diamond.

I miss you like a Veteran misses the war
I remember you,
But i never want to go back

Biitch, please.
I fell out before
there was a boy.
& I panicked
before there
was a disco