*On my gravestone*

I told you i was sick!

How can u think outside th box when you live in one?

Hugz r kool! How dey rule! Gimme 1 & ill watch u drool!!

Clothes are what make the person; therefore, naked people have no influence on society.

I am the person my parents warned me about.

Life sucks...GET THE HELL OVER IT!!!

Girls arent complicated and fridgit...Guys are just stupid and horny.

Hey A--hole! You\'re not alone! I\'ve got one too!

I'm really a nice person...Come closer.

Dogs are kind, loyal, obidient, brave, and nice to be around...hey, why are we running the world?