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Life is cruel, Life can suck, |
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If Mother Nature was to stab everyone who abused her then we would all be dead. |
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If you only expect the unexpected, is there really anything to expect? |
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The real trouble with my sarcasm is that half the time, when people think I'm being sarcastic, I'm actually being quite sincere |
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Throwing fertilizer at people who need to grow up. |
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If you draw the gun and don't shoot right, you're shot down! - Tapan Ghosh |
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Losing your virginity is a lot like Fable II: It starts off strange, but it gets easier real fast. Before you know it, it's over! And then you can do what ever the hell you want. |
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Smile, it confuses the hell out of people |
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Tech support: "We aren't satisfied until You aren't satisfied!" |
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I have two emotions; rage and supressed rage. |