Girls Kick Assphalt!!

Shame on you for triknig me once or twice but shame on me for trinking me more than three

Pain is a state of mind

Hurray for lieying

A person should only run if they are being chased

Good idea, play leap frog with your freinds
Bad idea, play leap frog with a unicorn

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving may not be for you.

~My friend Nick told me that so the credit goes to him~

Two wrong doesn't make it right, it makes it even

When your feeling down ... try looking up

I understand that life isn't fair...but why can it never be unfair in my favor?