Funny Quotes About Life

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  • A simple joke may become dangerous if it enters application, like a nightmare entering realism.

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  • People are a lot like slinkys: fun to push down stairs.

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  • Friends are a lot like trees: they fall down if you beat them repeatedly with an axe.

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  • If you run naked around a tree at about 87 km/h, there is a possibility of fcuking yourself

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  • "You have a strange problem."

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  • It's not you it's me. My ears really don't hear bad stuff about me. It's just a natural defence mechanism.

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  • "I don't watch TV. I have more important stuff to do, personal stuff. Like taking naps."

    xD Vash12349's words

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  • I feel bad for the upcoming generation. Their parents will know how to read sent messages and check browser history :p

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  • Mark Twain: Forgiveness is the fragrance that a violet sheds on the heel that crushed it.

    -_- Well *uck Violet. Imma be venus fly trap

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  • Shit happens.... But mostly to me so don't worry.

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