"I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do." -johnny depp |
Carry yourself like a Queen and you'll attract a King . |
Laying in bed deciding if its worth it to get up and pee. |
No one looks back on their life and thinks 'Well, at least I got plenty of sleep..' |
Keep Telling Lies About Me Ill Keep Telling The TRUTH About YOU |
Drama queen- When you can be by yourself and create your own drama and get mad over nothing. *GrowUp* |
"When life gives you lemons....make grape juice.Then sit back and let every wonder how the heck you did it." |
I let my h8ters by my motorvatiors |
3 a.m. phone call: |
Life is too short to "Remove USB Safetly"! |