Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Cell phones are like prostitutes, Expensive and have a monthly fee.

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  • "Life is too short, so live it at its fullest"

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  • Just Becuz iam a Girl Doesnt mean I
    Cant Kick Your A**

    by Cara
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  • "Where there is this much manure, there's got to be a pony!"

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  • Girls Kick Assphalt!!

    by Cara
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  • Shame on you for triknig me once or twice but shame on me for trinking me more than three

    by 2die4
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  • Pain is a state of mind

    by 2die4
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  • Hurray for lieying

    by 2die4
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  • A person should only run if they are being chased

    by 2die4
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  • Good idea, play leap frog with your freinds
    Bad idea, play leap frog with a unicorn

    by 2die4
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