Funny Quotes About Life

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  • "I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do." -johnny depp

    by Amanda
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  • Carry yourself like a Queen and you'll attract a King .
    Carry yourself like a bxtch and we'll see how far you can go ~

    by Natasha
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  • Laying in bed deciding if its worth it to get up and pee.

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  • No one looks back on their life and thinks 'Well, at least I got plenty of sleep..'

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  • Keep Telling Lies About Me Ill Keep Telling The TRUTH About YOU

    by Jessica
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  • Drama queen- When you can be by yourself and create your own drama and get mad over nothing. *GrowUp*

    by Jessica
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  • "When life gives you lemons....make grape juice.Then sit back and let every wonder how the heck you did it."

    by Amber
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  • I let my h8ters by my motorvatiors

    by nikki
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  • 3 a.m. phone call:
    "Hey, are you asleep?"...
    "No I'm freakin skydiving!!"

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  • Life is too short to "Remove USB Safetly"!

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