When life gives you lemons, cut it in half and squirt the juice in someones eye. Then scream "How do you like it you bastard!!!!"

If you start out depressed, everything's kind of a pleasant suprise!

I didn't say it was your fault!
I said i was going to blame you!

Life is like a sewer!, wat you get out of it depends onwat you put in!

Life is not short! life is the longest darn thing you'll ever have to do!

Everyone look at you like your crazy when your saying to same thing but out loud so you can be heard! "look at yourself people your all crazy!!"

When life starts to get you down, smile.
And if that doesn't work just bite everyone until it does.

Never assume cause you make an ass out of u and me

Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow

GOD MADE THIS LAND
GOD MADE SEEDS
GOD NEEDED A PRINCESS
SO HE MADE ME