Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream"

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  • Even racist Whites have black hair; we are not the same but 99.9 percent similar.

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  • It take
    Only one positive hand
    To lift the pressure
    To boost it
    Making cheerful
    And fruitful
    Time.

    by Lucifer
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  • I didn't say it was your fault!
    I said i was going to blame you!

    by Marie
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  • GOD MADE THIS LAND
    GOD MADE SEEDS
    GOD NEEDED A PRINCESS
    SO HE MADE ME

    by erica
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  • Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow

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  • Life is like a sewer!, wat you get out of it depends onwat you put in!

    by Lucy
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  • Never assume cause you make an ass out of u and me

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  • When life starts to get you down, smile.
    And if that doesn't work just bite everyone until it does.

    by RicaLo
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  • Everyone look at you like your crazy when your saying to same thing but out loud so you can be heard! "look at yourself people your all crazy!!"

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