Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Guys are like roses, watch out for the pricks!! he he ha ha!

    by Jenny
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  • Times speeding
    It's day, it's night, it's night, it's day
    And it's time
    I went to sleep.

    lol me and my friend greg made this up

    by Jess
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  • No guy is worth your tears and when u find one that is.
    He wont make you cry!!!

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  • There is nothing sadder than a young pessimist, except an old optimist.

    -Mark Twain

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  • Yesterday was the past
    tomorrows the future
    today is a gift.. thats y its called the present...

    n0t mine

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  • Lifes a B **ch
    then u die

    by Kalyn
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  • "Life is hard, it's even harder when your dumb"

    by Allan
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  • When in doubt, get pissed

    by Liz
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  • Have you ever wonderd why we have free speech when everytime we open our mouths to speak we go to jail

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  • Guys listen up

    When a girl says nothing is wrong...
    That means everything is wrong-
    When a girl says everything is wrong...
    Everything is wrong-
    When a girl says don't laugh...
    Trust me don't laugh

    by Nikolle
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