I was probably skinny when fat was 'in'.

"Cookies make friends and friends make cookies."

- Anonymous

Lifes a B **ch
then u die

"Life is hard, it's even harder when your dumb"

When in doubt, get pissed

Have you ever wonderd why we have free speech when everytime we open our mouths to speak we go to jail

Guys listen up

When a girl says nothing is wrong...
That means everything is wrong-
When a girl says everything is wrong...
Everything is wrong-
When a girl says don't laugh...
Trust me don't laugh

When I asked how to get to Sesamea street, the reply was:

"You turn right, then left, then right again, then you go straight for about five years, until you run into a lotion."

Guys are like roses, watch out for the pricks!! he he ha ha!

Enjoy life, eat out more!