Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Lifes a B **ch
    then u die

    by Kalyn
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  • Guys are like roses..you have to watch out for the pricks

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  • It doesnt just rain in life.. it pours!

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  • ~* I aM hOo I aM, uR oPiNiOn Is NiEtHeR dEsIrEd...NoR...rEqUiReD!!*~

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  • May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day, and may their arms be too short to scratch.

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  • Time will come...your not welcome

    by omie
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  • Don't hate me..........love me.

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  • Times speeding
    It's day, it's night, it's night, it's day
    And it's time
    I went to sleep.

    lol me and my friend greg made this up

    by Jess
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  • No guy is worth your tears and when u find one that is.
    He wont make you cry!!!

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  • There is nothing sadder than a young pessimist, except an old optimist.

    -Mark Twain

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