Funny Quotes About Life

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  • No guy is worth your tears and when u find one that is.
    He wont make you cry!!!

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  • "What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?"

    by Hayley
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  • I'll be here every day for life, plus 30 years, if I live that long.
    -Joaquin Phoenix in To Die For

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  • LiFeS a B!t(H wE'Re AlL gOnNa DiE sO f*(K tHe WoRlD aNd LeTs GeT hIgH!

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  • Guys are like roses..you have to watch out for the pricks

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  • It doesnt just rain in life.. it pours!

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  • ~* I aM hOo I aM, uR oPiNiOn Is NiEtHeR dEsIrEd...NoR...rEqUiReD!!*~

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  • May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day, and may their arms be too short to scratch.

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  • Time will come...your not welcome

    by omie
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  • Don't hate me..........love me.

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