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"If it's too Loud, you're too old"

A skool paper should b like a miniskirt: long enough 2 cover everything but short enough to keep it interesting... ;)

Humans are like teabags
they dont know there stregth
untill there put in hot water

~People in cars cause accidents, Accidents in cars cause people~

Boy Plez... You were in my pants 5 minutes ago!

I know, I know, I'm so funny and cute, and my hair blows in the wind, But is that the best u can do! plez oh plez its makin me sick!

Guys were only created because vibrators can't mow the grass

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.

"Don't bottle your feelings pickle 'em first"
--Dharma, Dharma & Greg--