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Staying in bed on Sunday shouting OH GOD! Doesn't clarify as being Christian like! |
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~People in cars cause accidents, Accidents in cars cause people~ |
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Boy Plez... You were in my pants 5 minutes ago! |
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I know, I know, I'm so funny and cute, and my hair blows in the wind, But is that the best u can do! plez oh plez its makin me sick! |
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Guys were only created because vibrators can't mow the grass |
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Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment. |
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"Don't bottle your feelings pickle 'em first" |
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Nobody dies a virgin, life screws us all |
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'to guys, girls are like toys, play with them, break them, then throw them away and get a new 1.' |
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We all have this STD and its called life, a 100% chance of death |