~*It's all fun and games until someone forgets their DUCT TAPE*~

If people weren't supposed to make mistakes, there wouldn't be bumpers on cars and rubbers on pencils.

Kids in the backseat cause accidents, but accidents in the backseat cause kids.

Ashes to ashes,
Dust to dust,
If it wasn't for us women,
Your willies would rust!

You are more likely to fail if you try too hard to succeed....think about it...

Don't try and shut out the voices...just let them share a word or two...then call your shrink.

You just have to face it,
Some people in life have got more front then a battle ship!!!

Life shouldn't be about winding up at the grave in a well perserved body, it should really about skiding in sideways totally worn out shouting "holy shit what a ride"

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

-D. Cavett

In life if you cant win, then beat the crap out of those who can...