There's been a stabbing, you got a camera?
-Jason

May the bird of paradise shit on your head.

F*c* The Gay Sh*t I'm Going Straight

*My Friend Said This The Other Day At School ,But Was Not Meaning To Say It The Way It Sound.

When in doubt........
Smile and nod ;)

~*It's all fun and games until someone forgets their DUCT TAPE*~

If people weren't supposed to make mistakes, there wouldn't be bumpers on cars and rubbers on pencils.

Kids in the backseat cause accidents, but accidents in the backseat cause kids.

Ashes to ashes,
Dust to dust,
If it wasn't for us women,
Your willies would rust!

You are more likely to fail if you try too hard to succeed....think about it...

Don't try and shut out the voices...just let them share a word or two...then call your shrink.