Humans are like teabags
they dont know there stregth
untill there put in hot water

Highschool is a ten letter word for drama.

They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

Ever wondered what it is like to be a jacket potatoe......hot i guess.

If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.

Life's a b.itch...maybe we need to pet it sometimes.

//Ari\\

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

"Lifes a D**k. When it gets hard, F**k it"!

"Squish a boob, save a life!"

Protect yourself from breast cancer!

"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result