Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Before Ipod, Iwatch then Iphone... and now, Ibroke Ilost and Iregret :'(

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  • Girls with brains like mine, don't date boys with egos like yours.

    SB

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  • U can pick ur friends
    u can pick ur nose
    but you can't pick ur friends nose

    by nika
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  • "Suicide Hotline... Please hold"

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  • Excuses are like butts,
    Everyone has one!
    [i hope so!!!]

    by Isis
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  • English?! hu needs english? im never goin to England.

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  • 2 wrongs don't make a right but 3 lefts do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by JC
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  • && MY iMAGiNARY FRiEND THiNKS Y0U HAVE SERi0US PR0BLEMS

    [{[{SHELBY}]}]

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  • A [happy] family, is a [medicated] one.

    by [Bunny]
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  • " be nice to geeks, most likely you will end up working for one someday!"

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