"DONT DRINK AND DRIVE SMOKE AND FLY."

Excuses are like bellybuttons...everyone has one but no one knows what they are for.

U can pick ur friends
u can pick ur nose
but you can't pick ur friends nose

Don't hate me because i'm pretty, hate me cause your boyfriend thinks so.

Excuses are like butts,
Everyone has one!
[i hope so!!!]

English?! hu needs english? im never goin to England.

A [happy] family, is a [medicated] one.

" be nice to geeks, most likely you will end up working for one someday!"

Fighting online is like running the Special Olympics, even if you win your still retarded...

"Don't be a player cuz players get played, be a PIMP cuz PIMPS get layed"