Funny Quotes About Life

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  • " be nice to geeks, most likely you will end up working for one someday!"

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  • Don't hate me because i'm pretty, hate me cause your boyfriend thinks so.

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  • Fighting online is like running the Special Olympics, even if you win your still retarded...

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  • "Don't be a player cuz players get played, be a PIMP cuz PIMPS get layed"

    by britt
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  • "When life gives you lemons, throw them at people!"

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  • & i'M THE GiRL WH0 WiLL BURST
    0UT LAUGHiNG iN DEAD SiLENCES
    BECAUSE 0F S0METHiNG THAT
    HAPPENED THE DAY * BEF0RE =]

    by Sara
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  • Life's jurney is not to arrive safely at the grave, in a well preserved body; but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Wow...What a ride!"

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  • "what's your favorite movie?"
    "i don't have a favorite"
    "....what's your second favorite?"

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  • Nobody dies a virgin, life screws us all

    by Micaela
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  • A clean room is the sign of a wasted life

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