Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Fighting online is like running the Special Olympics, even if you win your still retarded...

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  • "Don't be a player cuz players get played, be a PIMP cuz PIMPS get layed"

    by britt
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  • "When life gives you lemons, throw them at people!"

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  • & i'M THE GiRL WH0 WiLL BURST
    0UT LAUGHiNG iN DEAD SiLENCES
    BECAUSE 0F S0METHiNG THAT
    HAPPENED THE DAY * BEF0RE =]

    by Sara
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  • Life's jurney is not to arrive safely at the grave, in a well preserved body; but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Wow...What a ride!"

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  • I was about to write a quote about forgetting, but I forgot what I was gonna write.

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  • Don't hate me because i'm pretty, hate me cause your boyfriend thinks so.

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  • My advice, is don't listen to my advice!

    Ponder over that one for a while...

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  • Today I was gonna kill the most sexiest person in the world, then I learnt there were laws against Suicide

    by Michel
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  • 1 bit** i got a gun...2 look what you made me do..3 you shoulda never left me...i told your ass i was crazy!!!

    by haneen
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