Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Today I was gonna kill the most sexiest person in the world, then I learnt there were laws against Suicide

    by Michel
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  • 1 bit** i got a gun...2 look what you made me do..3 you shoulda never left me...i told your ass i was crazy!!!

    by haneen
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  • Nobody dies a virgin, life screws us all

    by Micaela
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  • Emotions are like fossil fuels. Most of the time they stink and can explode with the smallest spark. Abusing them can make many people whine and say it's bad for the environment. But then again, we'd be pretty worse off without them, wouldn't we?

    by Aidyn
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  • *~Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whipes and chains excite me. So throw me down and tie me up, and show me that you like me!~ .

    by chelsee
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  • I intend to live forever
    Or die trying...

    So far so good!

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  • About knocking on Death's door...

    What happens when Death orders pizza?

    by Aidyn
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  • PerfECt GirLz aRen'T rEaL aNd ReAL GirLz aRen'T PerFeCt

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  • Stoners live and stoners die but in the end we all get high so if at first u dont succeed forget the world lets smoke some weed

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  • Your only young once - but you can be immiture forever!

    by Shrimpz
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