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Your only young once - but you can be immiture forever! |
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If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, that usually means there's more shit over there to fertalize it. |
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"The dead make good soldiers. They can't disobey orders, the never surrender, and they don't stop fighting when a random body part falls off." |
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Ants look funny when they die in soap |
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If you are what you eat. |
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I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it... |
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*electricity went out* I spy with my little eye...something that begins with an "N."...do you know what it is..?..."um..necklace?"..No you buttfukk...NOTHING!..It is pitch black..how da hell do YOU see nething!? |
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If at first you don't succeed... |
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Computers... Can't live with them, cant live without them... but u can beat them up with a baseball bat. |
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A clean room is the sign of a wasted life |