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Hate to break it to ya, but there is no such thing as happily ever after. You may see that in movies, but not real life. |
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If you are what you eat. |
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If at first you dont succeed, then bungee jumping's not for you. |
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A good friend will bail you out of jail. But, your best friend will be sitting right next to in jail saying, "Dang, that was awesome!" |
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"LIFE SUCKS SO GET HIGH AND DIE HIGH" |
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So i had a dream about him, but it was the wrong guy. Now i think i like the other guy, but do i just think that becuase i had a dream about him? God life's complicated. |
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*electricity went out* I spy with my little eye...something that begins with an "N."...do you know what it is..?..."um..necklace?"..No you buttfukk...NOTHING!..It is pitch black..how da hell do YOU see nething!? |
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If at first you don't succeed... |
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Computers... Can't live with them, cant live without them... but u can beat them up with a baseball bat. |
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A clean room is the sign of a wasted life |