Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Hate to break it to ya, but there is no such thing as happily ever after. You may see that in movies, but not real life.

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  • If you are what you eat.
    Than i'm:
    *Fast
    *Easy,and
    *always ready on the go.

    by sandy
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  • If at first you dont succeed, then bungee jumping's not for you.

    by sian
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  • A good friend will bail you out of jail. But, your best friend will be sitting right next to in jail saying, "Dang, that was awesome!"

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  • "LIFE SUCKS SO GET HIGH AND DIE HIGH"

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  • So i had a dream about him, but it was the wrong guy. Now i think i like the other guy, but do i just think that becuase i had a dream about him? God life's complicated.

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  • *electricity went out* I spy with my little eye...something that begins with an "N."...do you know what it is..?..."um..necklace?"..No you buttfukk...NOTHING!..It is pitch black..how da hell do YOU see nething!?

    by Maria
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  • If at first you don't succeed...
    then skydiving is not for you

    by Cat
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  • Computers... Can't live with them, cant live without them... but u can beat them up with a baseball bat.

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  • A clean room is the sign of a wasted life

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