Sex is good sex is great sex is why we masterbate

Don't tell me that the sky's the limit......
When there are foot prints on the moon!

Grab life by the horns
before it pokes you in your butt!

If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, that usually means there's more shit over there to fertalize it.

"The dead make good soldiers. They can't disobey orders, the never surrender, and they don't stop fighting when a random body part falls off."

Ants look funny when they die in soap

If you are what you eat.
Than i'm:
*Fast
*Easy,and
*always ready on the go.

B.tchy? I might say slightly, only cuz i dont know how to say FUCI< You polietly

FAT KIDS ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP.

If at first you dont succeed, then bungee jumping's not for you.