Funny Quotes About Life

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  • A good friend will bail you out of jail. But, your best friend will be sitting right next to in jail saying, "Dang, that was awesome!"

    by 6CuDdLyBeAr9
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  • "LIFE SUCKS SO GET HIGH AND DIE HIGH"

    by SWEET PEA 318
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  • So i had a dream about him, but it was the wrong guy. Now i think i like the other guy, but do i just think that becuase i had a dream about him? God life's complicated.

    by hatingyouforever
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  • *electricity went out* I spy with my little eye...something that begins with an "N."...do you know what it is..?..."um..necklace?"..No you buttfukk...NOTHING!..It is pitch black..how da hell do YOU see nething!?

    by Maria
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  • If at first you don't succeed...
    then skydiving is not for you

    by Cat
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  • Computers... Can't live with them, cant live without them... but u can beat them up with a baseball bat.

    by likethewind
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  • A clean room is the sign of a wasted life

    by modern day barbie
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  • Ive wished and wasted
    loved & lost
    ive laughed & cryed
    admitted and denied
    its been funny & sad
    im happy im bad
    just a crazy girl whos
    done it all

    by traceybilsbarrow
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  • Cry me a river build me a bridge n then get the fcuk ova it

    by beckz
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  • Were all going to hell,
    And im driving the bus.

    by staci
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