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SAVE THE TREES! Wipe your butt with an owl. |
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"what's your favorite movie?" |
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I think I need to go to bed, the voices in my head are yelling at me. |
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Whoever said 'ignorance is bliss' is a complete and total moron and should be shot in the head. |
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Hate to break it to ya, but there is no such thing as happily ever after. You may see that in movies, but not real life. |
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That's why no one should disturb my brother when he's cooking. You never know when he'll turn around, chop you up and put you in there as well.... |
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People say when life hands you lemons you make lemon aide but i say when life hands you lemons you squeeze the juice in someones eyes and point and laugh while they roll around in pain |
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Ya know... i've always wondered, they put marks on the keyboard for blind people... but WHAT THE F**K ARE BLIND PEOPLE GONNA USE THE COMPUTER FOR?! To type emails they cant read? awesome. |
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I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it... |
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Judge all you want; |