Ya know... i've always wondered, they put marks on the keyboard for blind people... but WHAT THE F**K ARE BLIND PEOPLE GONNA USE THE COMPUTER FOR?! To type emails they cant read? awesome.

If at first you don't succeed...
then skydiving is not for you

Computers... Can't live with them, cant live without them... but u can beat them up with a baseball bat.

A clean room is the sign of a wasted life

Ive wished and wasted
loved & lost
ive laughed & cryed
admitted and denied
its been funny & sad
im happy im bad
just a crazy girl whos
done it all

Cry me a river build me a bridge n then get the fcuk ova it

Were all going to hell,
And im driving the bus.

"what's your favorite movie?"
"i don't have a favorite"
"....what's your second favorite?"

SAVE THE TREES! Wipe your butt with an owl.

That's why no one should disturb my brother when he's cooking. You never know when he'll turn around, chop you up and put you in there as well....

-Crazy