People say when life hands you lemons you make lemon aide but i say when life hands you lemons you squeeze the juice in someones eyes and point and laugh while they roll around in pain

The early bird may get the worm,
but the second mouse gets the cheese!!!!!!!!

I was here, but now im not
i went away to smoke some pot
if in life you dont succeed
f.u.c.k it all and smoke some weed

When life gives u lemons make juice and SHUT UP!

You suck at life, stop reading my quotes!!!!

If we are decnded from apes and monkeys...... why are there still apes and monkeys?

"You know its time to right some poetry when your thoughts start to rhyme." Elizabeth Forster

Life is like a stomach, its full of shit

My love for you is like diarrhea i cant keep it in...

Kisses to my bit**es
and hugs to my thugs