Funny Quotes About Life

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  • ; Wouldn't it be nice if your iPod could detect your mood, and make a playlist for it? (:

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  • Uhh...ok...now something that life should've taught you is that you can't always get what you want......................umm well of course unless you're me!!!

    by Sexy
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  • You got to poop you got to poop

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  • "Pick out all the pink crayons, and then throw the rest away.. Because if your truly in love, only one special colour can make you happy"

    by Leah
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  • The early bird may get the worm,
    but the second mouse gets the cheese!!!!!!!!

    by Hether
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  • U suck worst then they suckeist suck that ever sucked..... lol kelsey that T-shirt

    by nekell
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  • I was here, but now im not
    i went away to smoke some pot
    if in life you dont succeed
    f.u.c.k it all and smoke some weed

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  • When life gives u lemons make juice and SHUT UP!

    by Becx
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  • You suck at life, stop reading my quotes!!!!

    by Riley
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  • If we are decnded from apes and monkeys...... why are there still apes and monkeys?

    by Nick P
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