Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Boy if you ever mess wit me then just lettin ya noe,
    you're just messing wit ya balls boys.
    (it's gona hurts)

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  • I didn't say it was your fault
    I said I was going to blame you
    Copywrite Mia B 2006

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  • Rose are red
    Violets are black
    Why is your chest
    As flat as your back

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  • Wen u feelin down , roll a joint and becum high

    by Wallis
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  • Life is like a stomach, its full of shit

    by michael
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  • My love for you is like diarrhea i cant keep it in...

    by amber
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  • Kisses to my bit**es
    and hugs to my thugs

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  • I have good news for anyone that loves bad news

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  • The Magic Of Life Can Often Be Found In That Loaf Of Bread Thats Been In The Kitchen For Months And Months

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  • You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later

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