Funny Quotes About Life

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  • If we are decnded from apes and monkeys...... why are there still apes and monkeys?

    by Nick P
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  • I didn't say it was your fault
    I said I was going to blame you
    Copywrite Mia B 2006

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  • Rose are red
    Violets are black
    Why is your chest
    As flat as your back

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  • Wen u feelin down , roll a joint and becum high

    by Wallis
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  • Life is like a stomach, its full of shit

    by michael
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  • Hey!! you with the face!!

    by Kaetaj
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  • My love for you is like diarrhea i cant keep it in...

    by amber
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  • Kisses to my bit**es
    and hugs to my thugs

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  • I have good news for anyone that loves bad news

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  • If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

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