I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

Hey!! you with the face!!

Whatever doesn't kill you, turns you into an octopus.

Ya ur shirt is xxl but ur d ! c k will always be xxs

"You know its time to right some poetry when your thoughts start to rhyme." Elizabeth Forster

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it's all sweet as candy until you get a god awful coffee one!

Me and my friend made this up:

I dont hav problems!!!!...i have issues

Life can be more fun than a double jointed prostitute, if you let it.

F*c* The Gay Sh*t I'm Going Straight

*My Friend Said This The Other Day At School ,But Was Not Meaning To Say It The Way It Sound.