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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. |
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I have good news for anyone that loves bad news |
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Ya ur shirt is xxl but ur d ! c k will always be xxs |
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The Magic Of Life Can Often Be Found In That Loaf Of Bread Thats Been In The Kitchen For Months And Months |
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You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later |
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too. |
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I dont feel very safe....our president cant even ride a bike!!!! |
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Every one brings joy; some by coming others by leaving. |
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Going to school is like having a brother; you're stuck with it! |
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When I said I'll die in your arms, I did not mean like this! |