Funny Quotes About Life

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  • If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

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  • I have good news for anyone that loves bad news

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  • Ya ur shirt is xxl but ur d ! c k will always be xxs

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  • The Magic Of Life Can Often Be Found In That Loaf Of Bread Thats Been In The Kitchen For Months And Months

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  • You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later

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  • I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

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  • I dont feel very safe....our president cant even ride a bike!!!!

    by Krispie
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  • Every one brings joy; some by coming others by leaving.

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  • Going to school is like having a brother; you're stuck with it!
    ~Jill

    by MarMar
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  • When I said I'll die in your arms, I did not mean like this!

    So please stop beating me!

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