I dont feel very safe....our president cant even ride a bike!!!!

Dont worry too much about the doors that slam in your face,
Just watch out that you dont get your toes caught in them.

Blood is thicker than water, but water taste better and doesnt carry aids...

Im not the girl next door im the b***** down the street

Sex is fun,sex is clean.Sex is for adults and not teens!

Why live life being nice, when 'live' spelled backward, is 'Evil'?

Off is the general direction in which I wish you would f_ck.

Not mine :p

When a man can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.

Going to school is like having a brother; you're stuck with it!
~Jill

Stoners live and stoners die,
But in the end we all get h*gh.
So if in life you don't succeed,
Just f**k it all and Smoke some Weed!!