Funny Quotes About Life

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  • I see the light at the end of the tunnel but does the light see me?

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  • Pixi sticks cause not every kid can aford crack

    lol i love it
    love ya much,
    amber

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  • I dont feel very safe....our president cant even ride a bike!!!!

    by Krispie
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  • Dont worry too much about the doors that slam in your face,
    Just watch out that you dont get your toes caught in them.

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  • You cant spell slaughter without laughter

    by amy
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  • Blood is thicker than water, but water taste better and doesnt carry aids...

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  • Im not the girl next door im the b***** down the street

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  • Sex is fun,sex is clean.Sex is for adults and not teens!

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  • Why live life being nice, when 'live' spelled backward, is 'Evil'?

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  • When a man can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.

    by Alec
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