Why live life being nice, when 'live' spelled backward, is 'Evil'?

Every one brings joy; some by coming others by leaving.

When I said I'll die in your arms, I did not mean like this!

So please stop beating me!

When a man can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.

Going to school is like having a brother; you're stuck with it!
~Jill

Stoners live and stoners die,
But in the end we all get h*gh.
So if in life you don't succeed,
Just f**k it all and Smoke some Weed!!

Your so poor you can't even pay attention

We're sorry, but the light at the end of the tunnel is broken.

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.

Its okay to be ugly...just ask your mom *lol*