Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Heaven must be populated with some rather strange creatures if all they lived for was to go to a place where they can strum harps for eternity.

    Anton LaVey

    by Eden
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  • Did you know that if you give up your dreams then you are a peice of crap
    SO DONT GIVE UP YOUR DREAMS

    DONT GIVE UP YOUR DREAMS

    by Lizzy
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  • Just because i have a short attention span doesn't mean i....

    lol i hope you get it

    by Amirah
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  • TGIF
    Thank God Im Female

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  • In life nothing is out of reach if you got long arms

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  • Its okay to be ugly...just ask your mom *lol*

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  • Roses are red, violets are corny, when i think of you oh baby i get horny, eat me, beat me, bite me, blow me, suck me, fuk me, very slowly, if you kiss me, don't be sassy, use your tongue && make it nasty.

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  • It's funny when you loved someone but they werent there for you & when you have the courage to walk away You take a chance & fall in love & your past sees this & tries to break through your mind but by that time your already gone...

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  • When life gives you lemons use the lemon juice and squeeze it in the eyes of your enimies!

    by Sierra
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  • I wish i could be a tree so i could make tree babies...

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