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I think that God created women as punishment becuz of some horrible act us men created before the world came to be.... |
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Nobudy Dies a virgin, becuase life screws us all in the end. |
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Heaven must be populated with some rather strange creatures if all they lived for was to go to a place where they can strum harps for eternity. |
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Did you know that if you give up your dreams then you are a peice of crap |
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Just because i have a short attention span doesn't mean i.... |
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TGIF |
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In life nothing is out of reach if you got long arms |
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Its okay to be ugly...just ask your mom *lol* |
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"love me or hate me but u can never replace me!" |
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Roses are red, violets are corny, when i think of you oh baby i get horny, eat me, beat me, bite me, blow me, suck me, fuk me, very slowly, if you kiss me, don't be sassy, use your tongue && make it nasty. |